On the Road Again Season 8 Episode 1

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse jams out with his new band, which now has like 50 members (including some pretty fly backup singers).  At the end of the vocal, Viper starts smashing his guitar, either because information technology was stylish at the time, what with the kids and their grungy music (note his ripped jeans), or considering he suddenly realized how horrible the band he joined is.  The rest of the family all praise Jesse and his terrible new ring and and then he reveals their name: Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets.  I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.  Is it supposed to sound like something else, or be a reference to something, or what?  I call back Jesse having a monkey puppet and calling himself "Hot Daddy" when he was home schooling the twins a few episodes ago but that doesn't really explain why it ended upwardly existence the band's name.  Michelle'due south all, "what the fuck?," not because of how nonsensical the name is, but considering she suggested they be called "Uncle Jesse and the Sunflowers" and, to her astonishment, as well as my own, they actually didn't do what she said for once.  I can't really say which proper name is worse.  Finally, did you notice Jesse'south stylish dashiki?  If you missed information technology somehow, please take a moment to soak it in.

Subsequently Jesse escorts his new band mates out of the back door, Viper loops around the side of the house and meets up with DJ in forepart of the kitchen windows for some hot smooching. Danny walks into the kitchen and sees them, which is pretty unavoidable considering they're in a totally conspicuous place, and he decides for some reason that he has to hibernate backside the kitchen counter so they don't see him.

Afterward they're gone, Joey shows up and Danny confides in him about what he just saw.  Joey gives some uncharacteristically wise communication about how Danny forbidding DJ to date Viper will just further compel her to do and then but then, earlier the room could really start spinning as I laid witness to Joey'south alarming unforeseen cognizance, he started talking well-nigh how he got sick from eating too much dirt when he was in loftier school and all was correct with the world once again.

Stephanie and Michelle go into DJ's room and start a hardcore snooping campaign, straight up digging through her shit and then they can find her diary because they think she has a new young man.  They detect a big glossy photo of the Monkey Puppets under her pillow and deduce that she must exist dating one of them, but before they can begin to speculate well-nigh which one it is, DJ enters the room.  Instead of apologizing for being invasive assholes, they start grilling DJ about who she's dating until she finally shoves them out the door.

Equally they prepare to travel to their upcoming gig, the Monkey Puppets complaining their roadie unexpectedly quitting and decide to dupe Joey into doing the job for free past asking him to open up for their performance with his shitty stand up-up comedy act.

Anybody helps Becky deport her and the twins' baggage to the motorcar because they're going on the road with Jesse for some reason.  After they all exit the scene, Viper comes into the kitchen and starts smoochin' all up on DJ over again.  He tries to persuade her to come to the gig and to tell her dad about them simply she insists that Danny will object on account of his shabby attire and big fake tattoo.

Danny comes in and gives Viper the stink eye until he leaves and and so DJ convinces Kimmie Gibbler to come with her to the Monkey Puppets gig and then Danny wont doubtable that she's just going then she can engage in more airtight mouth smooching with Viper.

Jesse brings his wife and young children to the shittiest hotel on the planet.  Apparently he stayed there a agglomeration of times before but I guess he didn't notice all the filth and malfunctioning equipment because he was too busy bangin' groupies.  Becky seems pretty imperturbable about the whole thing, presumably because it'south pretty much what she'southward come up to wait at this point, but it nonetheless seems odd to me that she doesn't just offering to pay for a nicer hotel, what with her high paying job and all.

DJ tells Danny that she's going to go run into Jesse'due south band with Kimmie Gibbler and he tells her that there'southward no way that she's going because he knows all nigh her personal business.  She asks him why the fuck she was spying on her and for some reason he doesn't analyze that he but knows because she was smooching in front of a large window and all he was doing was continuing in the kitchen.  Danny tells DJ that he doesn't trust Viper considering, unlike Steve, he'southward not actually the kind of guy who volition wait 18 months to get to second base and so DJ tells him that he can go suck a dick because she's gonna go anyhow and he can't stop her.

As Becky entertains the twins with the vibrating bed, Jesse brings back a agglomeration of crap from the vending automobile for dinner, like a truthful hunter gatherer.  Joey and Viper come in to scheme on the snacks and and so Jesse admits that the hotel is a big shithole, which leads to an existential crisis well-nigh him getting older.

Before Jesse can fully face facts nearly being an aging failure, Danny calls his room to tell him that Viper has been dating DJ, who's on her fashion to their bear witness as they speak.  Danny rounds up Stephanie and Michelle and then they tin head over there, too, and then Jesse immediately fires Viper after hanging up the phone.  Viper says that Jesse can kick him out of their terrible ring if he wants but he wont finish pursuing a lukewarm human relationship with DJ and then he storms off.

Every bit Joey does the mic check, the gig owner, who'southward got to be the seediest motherfucker who e'er walked the globe, comes over to him and wags his cigar while demanding that they appease the polka fans who are coming to the show that night (incidentally, I kept thinking that the owner was proverb "poker" and it took me several minutes to sympathize why poker fans demanded a item type of music for their card night).  Before Joey can fully explicate the situation to Jesse, DJ comes in with Kimmie Gibbler and Jesse pulls her aside and tells her that he fired Viper.  DJ's all, "what the fuck?" and Jesse explains that Viper'southward a greasy young musician who wants nothing but poontang and then Becky cuts in and points out that Jesse was the exact same mode when they met.  She further explains that her ain mother objected to her dating Jesse at start and for some reason no 1 takes this as a blaring warning that DJ is about to get into a relationship with a guy that will exercise aught but sponge off her and drag her down.  Becky says that she had to show her mom that there was more to Jesse than "long hair, rock 'n' roll and a Harley," then I approximate Becky's mom was persuaded to similar him subsequently learning that he also likes fried chicken.  That had to exist it because there actually is cypher else to him after that.

The club owner comes over and starts enervating that the band gets ready to perform some polka and Jesse'south similar, "what the fuck are you even talking about?"  Once the situation is clarified, Jesse tells him that they're not equipped for polka but and so the possessor tells him that he'southward got a "roomful of polka supplies."  Sure, why not?  Before Jesse can explain that they're not a polka band and are totally unqualified to play that kind of music, Viper intervenes and shares that he was raised in a polka band.  Ok, so that'southward ane guy who tin can play polka… how'due south the residue of the band supposed to acquire how to practice it now?  Why are they even humoring this scenario?  I dubiety that this gig pays jack shit.

Jesse is so moved by Viper's offer to help him play a gig that he should clearly walk out on that he apologizes for objecting to their human relationship and invites him back into the band.  As Jesse and his ring head to the dorsum room to prepare to humiliate themselves even more they would have if they'd played their own music, Danny comes in with the girls.  DJ takes him aside and explains that she'southward almost 18 years old and he tin't dictate who she can and can't engagement.  The music comes on (for the offset time in like 4 episodes!  I kind of hoped that it was never coming back but I approximate that was a pretty unrealistic aspiration.  Maybe it was missing from those terminal episodes because they had such nonsensical bounds', whereas this ane has a much clearer very special message.  Or, more probable, no ane cared enough to remember to include it) equally DJ explains that there's aught to worry about because she's pretty obviously one of those look-for-marriage chicks and then Danny says that he trusts her judgment, and then, hugs.

Jesse and his band come out in their lederhosen and I judge we're supposed to believe that they can perform polka after all.  Hey, why not?  For a 2nd I thought that the whole relationship premise was going to be nullified when DJ sees Viper in that ridiculous footling polka outfit, because if that'due south not a bargain breaker then I don't know what is, just for some reason she seems pretty into it.

The band plays a polka rendition of "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" every bit anybody dances effectually similar corny assholes and the functioning runs through the entire credits because I judge they idea someone would be able to stand up to lookout more than v seconds of information technology. Well, they were wrong.

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